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A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised
herself as a man and was able to join the army.

“But, wait a minute,” said one listener, “She’ll have to dress
with the boys and shower with them too.  Won’t she?”

“Sure,” replied the man.

“Well, won’t they find out?”

The man shrugged, “But who’ll tell?”

A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went to the police, they questioned him as to what happened.

He said, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!”