Juz Relax d0t N3t

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)
“Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled…isn’t she adorable?”
Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.”
Father: “I was talking about the nurse.”
Friend: ??? !!!

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

He said, “What?”

Where ’s the treasure ?!?